The clip George Simmons At Stand-Up Comdey Night Part 2 from Funny People (2009) with Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen
"'Something's missing. '"
Anyways, I have no religion.
My parents did not believe in God.
That was great. They passed that along.
I didn't even have a fucking choice.
They were like, "Nope, don't do it."
" Really? So, when Grandpa dies he goes to heaven?"
" Nope, he'll be in the ground. "
" Thanks, Dad. Should I sleep now? 'Cause I...
"There's no way I'll have a nightmare tonight. "
" Fuck you. I don't believe in nightmares, either.
" Fags have nightmares.
" If there was a God, why would there be a Holocaust? Go to bed, Son.
Simmons is getting a little dark.
What is he doing?
When you hear the waitress's footsteps
that's when you know you're not doing well.
Oh, boy, it's quiet in here.
You hear that?
I think I can hear the freeway.
Hello! I'm Ira Wright.
I'm not good-looking and I'm not bad-looking.
I'm kind of right in the middle.
So, like, if I had a good personality,
that might make it so girls really liked me,
but I don't. So...
Okay. George Simmons. Wow.
Now what do we do?
He seems unhappy with his money. Give it to me, I'll...
I could really spend that.
If he's depressed with his life, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I live on my friend's pull-out couch.
So, anyway, I... Wait, did you hear that?
Yeah, George Simmons just shot himself in the face backstage.
It's sad knowing MerMan's crying inside.
The clip the-gangs-escape from The Wild Bunch (1969) with Ernest Borgnine, Robert Ryan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Hurry! River that flows by the throne of God Come on, you lazy bastard! I'm coming, damn it! They've cleared out, for Christ's sake! Let's go, T. C!
The clip the-last-mcsupper from Super Size Me (2004) with Morgan Spurlock, Alexandra Jamieson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Oh... man. Walking up the stairs has gotten... it's starting to get really difficult. By the time I get to the top, it's really pathetic. Oh, man. I've got Morgan's detox diet all ready to go. The biggest thing is taking the crap out and putting good stuff in. I�m really focusing on nutrient-dense food, organic, seasonal, fresh food, making sure that I'm getting as many cleansing vegetables into his diet as possible. We're sharing a portion. Yeah, we split it. Extra calories. I love you dearly, but you are demented, man, you're sick. Bye-bye. Bye! I can't believe that tomorrow I'm gonna get up and not have to go eat McDonald's.