Uploaded on February 21, 2012 by AnyClip

The clip George Simmons At Stand-Up Comdey Night Part 2 from Funny People (2009) with Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen

"'Something's missing. '"
Anyways, I have no religion.
My parents did not believe in God.
That was great. They passed that along.
I didn't even have a fucking choice.
They were like, "Nope, don't do it."
" Really? So, when Grandpa dies he goes to heaven?"
" Nope, he'll be in the ground. "
" Thanks, Dad. Should I sleep now? 'Cause I...
"There's no way I'll have a nightmare tonight. "
" Fuck you. I don't believe in nightmares, either.
" Fags have nightmares.
" If there was a God, why would there be a Holocaust? Go to bed, Son.
"Pleasant dreams."
Simmons is getting a little dark.
What is he doing?
When you hear the waitress's footsteps
that's when you know you're not doing well.
Oh, boy, it's quiet in here.
You hear that?
I think I can hear the freeway.
Hello! I'm Ira Wright.
I'm not good-looking and I'm not bad-looking.
I'm kind of right in the middle.
So, like, if I had a good personality,
that might make it so girls really liked me,
but I don't. So...
Um... Uh...
Okay. George Simmons. Wow.
Now what do we do?
He seems unhappy with his money. Give it to me, I'll...
I could really spend that.
If he's depressed with his life, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I live on my friend's pull-out couch.
So, anyway, I... Wait, did you hear that?
Yeah, George Simmons just shot himself in the face backstage.
It's sad knowing MerMan's crying inside.

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