The clip George Simmons At Stand-Up Comdey Night Part 2 from Funny People (2009) with Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen
"'Something's missing. '"
Anyways, I have no religion.
My parents did not believe in God.
That was great. They passed that along.
I didn't even have a fucking choice.
They were like, "Nope, don't do it."
" Really? So, when Grandpa dies he goes to heaven?"
" Nope, he'll be in the ground. "
" Thanks, Dad. Should I sleep now? 'Cause I...
"There's no way I'll have a nightmare tonight. "
" Fuck you. I don't believe in nightmares, either.
" Fags have nightmares.
" If there was a God, why would there be a Holocaust? Go to bed, Son.
Simmons is getting a little dark.
What is he doing?
When you hear the waitress's footsteps
that's when you know you're not doing well.
Oh, boy, it's quiet in here.
You hear that?
I think I can hear the freeway.
Hello! I'm Ira Wright.
I'm not good-looking and I'm not bad-looking.
I'm kind of right in the middle.
So, like, if I had a good personality,
that might make it so girls really liked me,
but I don't. So...
Okay. George Simmons. Wow.
Now what do we do?
He seems unhappy with his money. Give it to me, I'll...
I could really spend that.
If he's depressed with his life, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I live on my friend's pull-out couch.
So, anyway, I... Wait, did you hear that?
Yeah, George Simmons just shot himself in the face backstage.
It's sad knowing MerMan's crying inside.
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The clip this-is-the-best-part from The burbs (1989) with Corey Feldman, Bruce Dern. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Mr Rumsfield, you guys managed to knock out the power in the entire block. Probably the whole south end of town. Ricky, shut up! Shh. We're gonna make a run to McD's. You want a Quarterpounder or something? Oh, no way! Hey, you guys can't go now. It's the best part. I called the pizza dude. All right! Ray, I think we can give up. They'd never bury him this deep.