Funny People (2009): Clarke Surprisingly Home Part 3

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The clip Clarke Surprisingly Home Part 3 from Funny People (2009) with Leslie Mann, Eric Bana

And he's tak...
The clip Clarke Surprisingly Home Part 3 from Funny People (2009) with Leslie Mann, Eric Bana

And he's taking a break from it right now.
It's such a shame that somebody who has brought so much joy
to so many people has to go through this.
Shit. Shit.
I'm sorry, mate.
Laura. Laura. We don't need to speak in code.
I'm sick. I think about it all the time.
Mate, I don't know how you do it.
I would be crying in my panties if I was you.
I worship guys like you, that attitude.
Have you considered Eastern medicine?
Well, I don't know if this is considered Eastern medicine,
but I've been eating a lot of rhino cock.
If Clarke thinks it's the right thing to do, let me chew some.
For the last time, stop calling me Rhino.
George Simmons in my house!
Clarke took an herb once, and he had heart palpitations and diarrhea.
No, it's true. I shit myself, mate,
and I had a boner at the same time.
I want to take an herb that makes me as good-looking as you.
Jesus Christ!
If I were you I'd be at home all day fucking myself.
That's what I do!
All right! All right! We're cooking.
He's really funny.
Mmm-hmm.
I don't know why his movies aren't funny, though.
That's weird, isn't it?
Mmm-hmm.
He should put some of that on the silver screen.
So, just one drink, okay?
This isn't someone I want to spend a lot of time with.
This? This is the Australian me?
I'm so much better than this fucking idiot.
He seems like the nicest guy, ever.
He's trying to cure you with herbs for God's sakes.
I can't leave her alone here. I have to save her.
Save her from her beautiful house and lovely husband
and delightful kids?
Her husband's a skipping, cheating psycho.
You said nothing was going on between you two.
The dog could tell that you banged her.
And I'm getting nauseous and sweaty. I can't...
Get away from me! Get away from me! Go play with the kids.
Tim, are you asking me out on a date?
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