The clip Gyg at San Francisco Part 2 from Funny People (2009) with Leslie Mann, Adam Sandler
No cursing. Don't curse so much.
Okay, all right! Nothing dirty. I don't know how.
You just cut my set in half, but that's fine. All right, see you, kid.
Okay, good luck.
Thanks for coming.
You gotta tell her I'm better at intermission, all right?
You haven't told her that you're better?
No, I'm not good at stuff like that.
Just... She'll be cool with it. She'll be...
You're giving her good news, she'll be happy.
We're gonna go by her house tomorrow, too.
Yeah, we're just visiting her. I just want to say hi,
see how she's doing, where she lives, that kind of thing.
Why did you guys break up in the first place?
I cheated on her.
Why would you cheat on her?
It's easy not to cheat when no one wants to fuck you, you judgmental prick.
I have a theory that Tom Cruise, David Beckham and Will Smith
have mooshed the heads of their penises together.
I think that this has happened.
I don't think it happened in a gay way.
I think it just happened out of boredom.
I think just rich-dude boredom.
Just like, "What have we not done, guys? We've done everything!"
" I'll tell you one thing we haven't done. "
And I bet when it happened, it was an epic occurrence. It was huge.
I think of it all the time.
I think first, you know, David and Tom touched dick heads.
And it was easy, just zoonk. Because there was a magnetic field to it.
And then Will Smith started approaching with his dick
and, like, wind started blowing in his face,
and paper started flying everywhere and he just couldn't do it.
And they're like, "Come on, Will, get it in there!"
"I can't do it!"
"Don't cross the streams! It's like Ghost Busters!"
And then he does it and Flash by Queen starts playing.
It's just, Flash! Ahhh!
Light shoots into the sky! That's how stars are born, I think.
Anyway, I'm Ira Wright. Have a good night. Thank you, all, very much.
Hey. How's it going?
That was so good!
You seem so surprised.
Well, you looked so nervous before.
The clip having-a-plan from Love Actually (2003) with Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail. (Loud, repetitive snare hits)... (Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes I go out of my mind
The clip sarah-meets-with-her-brother from Love Actually (2003) with Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Have you been watching stuff on TV? Yeah. Every night. - Good. And every day. The nurses are trying to kill me. Nobody's trying to kill you, babe. Thank you. Don't do that, my darling. Thank you. Don't do that. (Dog barking in distance)