Wedding Crashers (2005): Jeremy Wants to Leave

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The clip jeremy wants to leave from Wedding Crashers (2005) with Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson

There he is! It...
The clip jeremy wants to leave from Wedding Crashers (2005) with Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson

There he is! It's the big guy! Get in here.
Wait till you see the spread. Anything you want.
Yeah, well, get what you want to go.
The ferry leaves in 25 minutes. We gotta get outta here.
Whoa, what's your problem? Have some of this stuff.
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John. I'm fried.
Soft mattress?
Yeah, that could've been it.
It could have been the soft mattress. Or, it could've been the midnight rape... or the nude, gay art show that took place in my room one of those probably added to the lack of sleep...
Try one of these scones, you're gonna love 'em.
I'm a little traumatized to have a scone. Let's move.
Will you slow down for a second? The whole eyedrop thing backfired.
Okay? It didn't work. She had to leave me and go attend to him.
Why are you looking at me like that?
You're falling for this broad.
No! I just met her.
Exactly. I'm gonna go.
You can't go.
Watch me.
Watch me take this on down the road.
If you leave, Gloria is gonna freak out and throw a shit fit, and it's gonna go into crisis lockdown mode here at the house.
I don't give a baker's fuck!
I just had my own sock duct-taped into my mouth last night!
Yeah, the sock that I wore around all day, playin' football in, pouring sweat in, was shoved into my mouth, and there was duct tape over it!
Well, let's talk about it. I'm a good listener.
I'm not in a place to discuss what happened. Okay?
I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night.
I'm gonna go home, see Dr. Finkelstein and I'm gonna tell him... we got a whole new bag of issues, we can forget about Mom for a while. I'm gonna go.
Suit yourself.
Rule #1.
Rule #1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.
I can't believe how selfish you are.
I need you.
A friend in need is a pest.
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