The clip Skydiving/Opening Credits from Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) with Renée Zellweger, Jacinda Barrett
Well, almost nothing.
Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing?
I, I can't see anywhere soft to land.
How about on your arse?
Bridget, unless you want to get sacked at 6,000 feet,
you will be on your way in exactly three seconds.
Three, two, one... cue Bridget.
A dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services,
or a safe and exhilarating hobby?
Well... let's see, shall we?
For Christ�s sakes, go!
She's out. Unit Two, you got her?
We see her.
Bridget, open the chute.
Open your fucking parachute!
Pull the thingy or you will die!
Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail
and everyone treats you like an idiot.
# Nobody does it better
# Makes me feel sad for the rest
# Nobody does it
# Half as good as you
# Baby, baby
# Darling, you're the best
# Baby, you're the best...
Where was I? Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.
The question is: What happens after you walk off into the sunset?
Bridget? Earth to Bridget Sodding Jones.