The clip Christmas party from Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) with Renée Zellweger, Gemma Jones
Another year, a brand new diary.
Once again I was summoned, kicking and screaming,
to my mother's turkey curry buffet,
where I've had some of the most shaming experiences of my life.
Lovely to see you.
It was, as usual, crammed full
with some of the most dangerous perverts in the UK,
disguised as close, personal friends of my parents.
Oh, no, thanks.
Love the jumper.
I prefer what's underneath it.
Hello, Dad. How's it going?
I wish I was dead.
But this year, there was one crucial difference.
My mother's taste never falters.