The clip feeding little Jack with fake breast from Meet the Fockers (2004) with Barbra Streisand, Dustin Hoffman
# As long as I've got mine #
... for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes.
Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
So make a...
No hard feelings, all right?
Friends? What's that?
What're you saying?
Now, wait a minute. What does this mean?
I know what this means.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Oh, poop!
You got to poop, right? Okay, good.
Thank you for warning me.
Everybody poops. Sometimes it hurts.
It's okay. Just let it come out.
What did you do, Focker?
Nothing. He... I think he has to poop.
That's not the sign for poop.
That's the sign for milk.
This is the sign for poop.
Oh! What's the sign for sour milk?
'Cause, uh this tastes a little funky.
That's because it's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.
Fortunately, she pumped for a week
to give us enough for the trip.
Okay, snack pack for Little Jack.
What are you doing there?
Well, during the breastfeeding stage, Greg,
infants can get very confused and upset
when they're separated from their mothers.
So I invented something
to ease LJ's anxiety during chow time.
I call it the Mannary Gland.
I had it made from an exact cast
of Debbie's left bosom.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
It's been so effective,
I'm thinking of getting it patented.
Would you like to touch it?
Uh, I wouldn't.
Oh, come on, feel how soft it is.
I can... I can see how soft it is from here.
No, feel it, Greg.
It's very... It looks very...
Just feel the breast, Greg.
Oh, watch the nipple. Just around here.
Nipple is his.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
It's got a great, lifelike, and a...
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