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The clip a family toast from Meet the Fockers (2004) with Robert De Niro, Barbra Streisand

So, to solve that problem,
I created a life-like latex left breast
molded from his mother's actual left breast,
so this way LJ would avoid any nipple confusion.
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?
Well, yes, believe it or not,
it is less confusing because of the texture
Mom.
...of the breast itself.
Uh, I guess it's very, uh, creative.
It's very creative.
A little birdie told me that one of our guests here
is a Tom Collins man.
Oh, for pity's sake.
Isn't that nice, Jack?
That is nice. Thank you.
All right. Wait. Don't drink. I want to make a toast.
Now, I had a vasectomy in 1974...
'73, honey.
You're right. '73.
So, unfortunately, I never had the chance to procreate a daughter,
but had I been able to,
I really would've wanted a girl
as sensitive and as intelligent
and as beautiful
as this young lady sitting right here before us.
Thank you, Bernie.
And if I might add...
Greg.
Yeah.
I thought you had a sister?
Nope. No sister.
You said you had a sister.
You said you milked your sister's cat.
Okay, I'm not done yet. What I'm trying to say is,
it's taken far too long to do this, you know,
but we're finally all together.
That's nice, honey.
Oh, thank you.
All right, that's enough.
L'chaim, everyone.
L'chaim!
L'ha-ha.
Like you have popcorn stuck in the throat. It's a...
Okay. To family.
To family.
Oh! I forgot.
I want to say one more thing about my vasectomy.
Sit down.
Honey, get yourself over here.
I went overboard?