The clip a family toast from Meet the Fockers (2004) with Robert De Niro, Barbra Streisand
So, to solve that problem,
I created a life-like latex left breast
molded from his mother's actual left breast,
so this way LJ would avoid any nipple confusion.
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?
Well, yes, believe it or not,
it is less confusing because of the texture
...of the breast itself.
Uh, I guess it's very, uh, creative.
It's very creative.
A little birdie told me that one of our guests here
is a Tom Collins man.
Oh, for pity's sake.
Isn't that nice, Jack?
That is nice. Thank you.
All right. Wait. Don't drink. I want to make a toast.
Now, I had a vasectomy in 1974...
You're right. '73.
So, unfortunately, I never had the chance to procreate a daughter,
but had I been able to,
I really would've wanted a girl
as sensitive and as intelligent
and as beautiful
as this young lady sitting right here before us.
Thank you, Bernie.
And if I might add...
I thought you had a sister?
Nope. No sister.
You said you had a sister.
You said you milked your sister's cat.
Okay, I'm not done yet. What I'm trying to say is,
it's taken far too long to do this, you know,
but we're finally all together.
That's nice, honey.
Oh, thank you.
All right, that's enough.
Like you have popcorn stuck in the throat. It's a...
Okay. To family.
Oh! I forgot.
I want to say one more thing about my vasectomy.
Honey, get yourself over here.
I went overboard?
The clip a-way-to-tell-the-story from The Night James Brown Saved Boston Extra3 . Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
The clip vincent-and-neil-sit-for-coffee from Heat (1995) with Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeil before that. McNeil as tough as they say? You looking to become a penologist? You're looking to go back? You know, I chase down some crews... ...guys just looking to fuck up, get busted back. That you? You must've worked some dipshit crews. I worked all kinds. You see me doing thrill-seeking liquor-store holdups... ...with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest? No, I do not. Right. I am never going back. Then don't take down scores. I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, trying to stop guys like me. So you never wanted a regular-type life? What the fuck is that? Barbecues and ball games? Yeah. This regular-type life like your life? My life? No, my life... No, my life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up... ...because her real father is this large-type asshole. I got a wife. We're passing each other on the down slope of a marriage... ...my third... ...because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life. A guy told me one time: "Don't let yourself get attached to anything... ...you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat... ...if you feel the heat around the corner."