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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip gamble from Fanboys (2008) with Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel

Twenty-two. Loser.
Ah,Jesus!
That is mathematically impossible.
I must have the worst luck in the northern hemisphere.
I heard about the Rogue Leader debacle.
That's one for the record books.
Hey.
A cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garofalo, it's too good to be true.
I just have to face the facts, Zoe. I'm 24 years old...
and I've only ever copulated with one woman.
Plenty of guys have only been with one woman.
I don't know that manywomen to have only been with one woman.
I, uh- I'm female kryptonite.
Look, you're fine around me.
Well, yeah, of course I am. That's 'cause...
you are not a girl.
You know what I mean?
No. Please enlighten me.
You know every Bond villain, you constantly quote Clash of the Titans...
and you've beat every Zelda game Nintendo's ever released.
I mean-
Dude, dude, dude. Three o'clock, man.
Hotties on the slotties.
I would knock the nickels out of that pussy!
Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right?. Follow my lead.
-Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them?. -Yeah. It's called having balls.
Or in your case, one ball. Come on. Eric and Linus are waiting.
What are you, the wife?. Let's go.
Wait. You're going over there?.
Uh-
Turns out you're more clueless than you think.
Apparently, so am I.
What does that mean?. Zoe!
Zoe!