The Jerk (1979): Settling in

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The clip Settling in from The Jerk (1979)

"Money hasn't changed our lives that much.
"Our one little extravagance is a live-in butler and housekeeper."
-Another check!. -Just as l thought.
Look at that. Nearly $750,000.
With this kind of income, you could buy a larger house with servants' quarters.
"Well, Mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill...
"...and how l used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?
"And how l always wanted a large 24-seat dining table...
"...in a dining room with original paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?
"And remember how l always wanted a rotating bed...
"...with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?
"And remember how l used to chitchat with dad about...
"...always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam...
"...and an offiice with orange and white stripes?
"Remember how much l wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel...
"...and how l wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers...
"...and a party room with fancy friends?
"And remember how much l wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues...
"...S-shaped hedges, and three swimming pools?
"Well, l got that too.
"Marie and l are getting along swell...
"...but l've got a lot to learn about handling my money and banks.
"You have to be careful.
"Poor Hobart.
"His dear wife Hester took money out of her savings account...
"...and had to pay a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
"Enclosed is this week's check. Love, Navin."
Sorry about your wife, Hobart.
Federal regulations, sir.
Dear me.
Your wife has given you another gold chain.
I'd nearly forgotten.
I suppose l'm still not quite over Hester's death.
Well, these things take time.
Yes, so l'm told.

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