The Jerk (1979): Cat Juggling

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The clip Cat juggling from The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin

My name is Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordoba.
Father, you seem like a religious man.
How can l help you?
By giving me three minutes of your time so that you can see some film...
...of a great ugliness that is spreading in my country.
God. I'll bet it's disgusting.
-Hobart? -Yes, sir?
Are you over your grief enough to dim the lights?
Of course, sir. One can't mourn forever.
You will not believe what you are about to see...
...that human beings could have sunk so low...
...that they can take pleasure to do this to another of God's creatures.
I hope you have a strong stomach, senor.
Roll the ugliness.
Good Lord. I've heard about this. Cat juggling.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!.
Good.
Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
How much do you want?

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