The clip Navin and Pattie from The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin
"My dear family, guess what?
"Today l found out what my special purpose is for.
"Gosh, what a great time l had.
"l wish the whole family could have been here with me.
"Maybe some other time...
"...as l intend to do this a lot...
"...every chance l get.
"l think next week l'll be able to send more money...
"...as l may have extra work.
"My friend Patti promised me a blow job.
"Your loving son, Navin."
And he's got the kisses here.
-That Patti must be a sweet girl. -God bless her.
Do you think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss?
We don't have to. You're my man.
It's like we're married. Look at my ass.
You have my last name tattooed right there under the J's.
First l get my name in the phone book, and now l'm on your ass.
You know, l'll bet more people see that than the phone book.