The Jerk (1979): Weight Guessing

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Uploaded on November 24, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Weight guessing from The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin, Dick O'Neill

For $1, l'll guess your weight, your height or your sex.
The most exciting thing on the midway.
Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional.
You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest...
...but you're not going to fool the guesser!.
How 'bout you, sir? Step right up!.
Honey, let's see how good this guy is. Now, what do l win?
Anything in this general area right in here.
Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses.
Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble.
Anything in this three inches right in here, in this area.
That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.
No, sir!. Come on, honey.
He thought he had himself a rube.
Frosty, l'm no good at this.
Come on. You're doing fine.
I've already given away eight pencils, two hula dolls and an ashtray...
...and l've only taken in $15.
Navin, you have taken in $15...
...and given away 50 cents worth of crap!.
Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.
It's a profit deal.
Takes the pressure off.
Get your weight guessed right here!. Only a buck!.
Actual weight guessing!. Take a chance, win some crap. Step right up--
Ladies and gentlemen...
...l draw your attention now to the left side ofthe midway.
Presenting the amazing Patti Bernstein...
...doing her special ride...
...through the Flaming Wall of Death!

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The Jerk (1979), Weight Guessing, Steve Martin, Dick O'Neill, AnyClip, Entertainment

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