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The clip bedtime story from Despicable Me (2010) with Steve Carell, Elsie Fisher

Come on now, it's bedtime.
Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell.
You did not!
Put on your PGs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously!
This is beddie-bye time, right now. I'm not kidding around. I mean it!
But we're not tired!
Well, I am tired.
Will you read us a bedtime story?
No.
Pretty please!
The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference.
It is still no, so go to sleep.
But we can't. We're all hyper!
And without a bedtime story,
we'll just keep getting up and bugging you.
All night long.
Fine.
All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens.
Sleepy Kittens?
What are these?
Puppets.
You use them when you tell the story.
Okay, let's get this over with.
"Three little kittens loved to play, they had fun in the sun all day.
Then their mother came out and said, 'Time for kittens to go to bed. '"
Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this?
Keep reading!
Come on!
All right, all right, all right.
"Three little kittens started to bawl,
'Mommy, we're not tired at all. '
Their mother smiled and said with a purr,
'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur. '"
Now you brush the fur.
This is literature?
A 2-year-old could have written this. All right.
"Three little kittens with fur all brushed
said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!'
Their mother replied, with a voice like silk,
'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk. '"
Now make them drink the milk.