The clip first grade story time Part 2 from Billy Madison (1995) with Adam Sandler
..who was so happy that he gave Happy a kiss...
..on his wet little puppy nose.''
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like...
..is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour.
He didn't put posters up. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.
That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility.
If your dog gets lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits.
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!
I think it's time to play dodge ball.