American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005): Matt Meats Mr. Levenstein

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The clip Matt Meats Mr. Levenstein from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Jun Hee Lee, Tad Hilgen...
The clip Matt Meats Mr. Levenstein from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Jun Hee Lee, Tad Hilgenbrink

You want to tell me what the hell you're doing here, Stifler?
It don't matter, Big O. He ain't gonna be here long.
Bitch!
Get over here.
Macro gonna fuck your ass up, fool.
What the fuck's a macro?
The Macro.
Morale And Conflict Resolution Officer.
I heard this one time, this kid went into that office...
a baritone and came out a soprano.
Clarinet up the ass backwards, yo.
What?
Pussies.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Frankenstein. Scary stuff.
I am just a Boris Karloff nut.
I'm the Macro, Mr. Levenstein.
Holy shit, you're Jim's dad.
He screwed that redheaded nympho chick at my lake house.
Oh, my, you're not a Stifler?
Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt.
There are two Stiflers?
Yes, sir. Hey, what're you doing here?
Oh, well, Jim is now out of the house, married to Michelle...
that redheaded nympho chick that you spoke of.
And, being a former Tall Oaks Counsellor of the Year...
she was hired to be the Macro this summer, but she got pregnant.
No doubt due to the tendencies you alluded to earlier.
And I have a great rapport with young people...
so I just stepped in and volunteered.
That cretin is not in our band, and we are not responsible for his actions.
Who pissed in your piccolo?
I'm sensing some hostility here.
He poisoned my band.
What?
I'm the Macro and it's my job to deal with...
What is he doing here?
Matt Stifler is pure evil just like his brother.
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