American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005): Slushie Party

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The clip Slushie Party from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Jason Earles, Tad Hilgenbrink

I to...
The clip Slushie Party from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Jason Earles, Tad Hilgenbrink

I told you, trust the Stiffmeister.
Meister means "master" in German.
Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages? That's Step Number Two?
No, actually, it's Step Four. You don't have the balls for Two or the tongue for Three.
I've got the balls.
Hey, you haven't heard Step Five yet.
Born to be wild
Well, I'm hot blooded Check it and see
I've got a fever of 103
Come on baby Do you do more than dance?
This is some good shit.
Don't enjoy it too much.
We have a big practice tomorrow, you guys.
Relax, Leesy.
Suckle the tender fruits of Band Camp with your friends.
Come on, Elyse. Cut loose a little bit. Have some fun.
I am having fun.
Hey, horn dog, let's go get some more of these before they run out.
All right.
Horn dog?
Yeah, it's his nickname. Dude will stick his dick into anything. It's unnatural.
Check it, dawg. This one time at Band Camp, I fucked an oboe.
Really?
Blow in it for a while...
get that wood nice and warm, slap on some valve oil and go to town, yo.
Hey, maybe you should try a flute.
Now's a good time to teach you those moves.
Really?
What?
I know what you're doing.
You do?
It's what you always do. You're a fake.
You do whatever it takes to be the centre of attention.
Just like when we were kids, around me, you were regular old Matt...
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