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The clip pub from Hot Fuzz (2007) with Nick Frost, Simon Pegg

Right you are, my love.
Yes, sirs, what can I get you?
Pint of lager, please, Roy.
And what can I get you that isn't a cranberry juice?
I don't really wanna get drunk.
You can get a little drunk.
Okay, I'll have one.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection?
Oh, we got red or white.
I'll have a pint of lager, please.
Yeah, Roy.
Any news from earlier?
Yeah. CSI found nothing.
Doctor Hatcher reported no misadventure and Mrs. Blower has four alibis.
Now, come on, Sergeant, it's not your job to investigate this incident, is it?
Is it?
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
You don't switch off, do you?
You sound like my ex.
Well, you are always thinking away.
It's what I do.
Don't get me wrong. I think it's amazing.
Really?
I mean, what made you wanna be a policeman?
Officer.
What made you wanna be a policeman-officer?
I don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officer.
Apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog.
It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met.
He bought me a police pedal car when I was five.
I rode round in it every second I was awake.
Arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting.
I got beaten up a lot when I was young but it didn't stop me.
I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
He sounds like a good bloke.
Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.
What a cunt.
Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds.
Needless to say I never went near it again. I just let it rust.
But I never forgot the clear sense of right and wrong
that I felt at the wheel of that pedal car.
I had to prove to myself that the law could be proper