The clip the governor sings about the whorehouse from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) with Charles Durning
Ladies and gentlemen, His Excellency, the Governor of Texas.
My friends, I want to thank you for that sincere and heartwarming ovation.
No questions, please.
Governor, what do you think of the crisis in the Middle East?
I was sayin' at the weekly prayer breakfast in this historic capitol...
...that it behooves the Jews and the Arabs...
...to settle their differences in a christian manner.
Have you seen the evidence of the disgraceful situation at the Chicken Ranch?
) Fellow Texans, I am proudly
) Standing here to humbly say
) I assure you
) And I mean it
) Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
) And fellow Texans
) I'm for progress and the flag
) Long may it fly
) I'm a poor boy come to greatness
) So it follows that I cannot tell a lie
What the hell did he say?
Same as usual. Not a damn thing.
) Ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep
) Now they see me, now they don't, I've come and gone
) And ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step
) Cut a little swath and lead the people on
Jerry Rogers of the Houston Post.
Governor, do you plan to take action against the Chicken Ranch?
) Now, my good friends, it behooves me
) To be solemn and declare