The clip the governor sings about the whorehouse from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) with Charl...
The clip the governor sings about the whorehouse from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) with Charles Durning
Ladies and gentlemen, His Excellency, the Governor of Texas.
My friends, I want to thank you for that sincere and heartwarming ovation.
No questions, please.
Governor, what do you think of the crisis in the Middle East?
I was sayin' at the weekly prayer breakfast in this historic capitol...
...that it behooves the Jews and the Arabs...
...to settle their differences in a christian manner.
Have you seen the evidence of the disgraceful situation at the Chicken Ranch?
) Fellow Texans, I am proudly
) Standing here to humbly say
) I assure you
) And I mean it
) Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
) And fellow Texans
) I'm for progress and the flag
) Long may it fly
) I'm a poor boy come to greatness
) So it follows that I cannot tell a lie
What the hell did he say?
Same as usual. Not a damn thing.
) Ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep
) Now they see me, now they don't, I've come and gone
) And ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step
) Cut a little swath and lead the people on
Jerry Rogers of the Houston Post.
Governor, do you plan to take action against the Chicken Ranch?
) Now, my good friends, it behooves me
) To be solemn and declare