The clip appearing on saterday night live from Man of the Year (2006)
it's Weekend Update with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!
Hi. I'm Amy Poehler.
I'm Tina Fey. And here are tonight's top stories.
A Malaysian man, famous for pulling planes and buses with his hair,
died this week of heart complications.
Tragically, he would still be alive but he insisted on pulling his own ambulance.
Hey, I just went through the cue cards, and you're gonna kill.
It's gonna work like a charm. Don't worry about a thing.
Do a couple of those Eleanor Green jokes and we get this stuff way, way behind you, all right?
You can go on and be President.
Forensic scientists say they have recreated George Washington as he looked at age 19,
while Tom Dobbs has recreated how Thomas Jefferson would've looked if he were crazy.
...and when the source is finally identified, Tom Dobbs will sleep with it.
A report suggests that more species of birds mate for life than previously believed,
while other species only mate for votes.
This week Tom Dobbs' presidential transition team briefed him on day-to-day activities in the Oval Office.
However, Dobbs became upset when he learned that Monday would no longer be re-runs.
I heard that!
Uh-oh, who said that?
Do we have a special guest?
Hello. Welcome. You know my wife.
President-elect Tom Dobbs.
Just in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop by.
I always wanted to say that