The clip ed calls Cynthia from Edtv (1999)
Uh-huh. Huh? You see? You see?
Oh, honey, hi.
What are you doin'?
I know this might seem unusual.
How'd you get in my apartment?
I had to be stealthy about the whole thing.
What is she holding?
Get out of my house.
I can explain everything.
Just get! That's my underwear!
I love you, and I want to marry you, Ed.
Watch his face. See? Now, that's television. Huh?
Now, where do we go from here? Didn't we order lunch an hour ago?
What do we have Ed do next? Springboards, ideas.
We could help him find Shari.
No, no, no. Enough of her. I hate her, audiences hate her.
Let's bury her and move on. Tell him I'll call him back.
Excuse me. Do you know, the audience is requesting a lot of that girl Jill...
that he met on The Tonight Show; she really scored.
Let's get her, let's make this happen. What are we cocking around here for?
Cynthia, do something. Get on the phone.
Is lunch literally coming from China? I don't understand it.
Remember when you were interviewin' me and asked me if I had a dream?
And I said, "Sure, I've got a dream. I just don't know what it is yet. "
Yeah. Yeah, great line. Try to work that into the show.
What if Shari's the dream?
Come on, Ed. You're beating yourself up for nothing. You knew her history.
When the going gets tough, Shari gets going...
as far away as possible.
She's one of those "I'll dump you before you dump me" chicks.
Yeah. But what if we could get U.P.S. to tell us where they sent her?
Then I could go visit her, and we could even move the show there for a while.
If you want this thing to work with her,
the best thing you can do right now is to give her some space.
Maybe even, uh, see other people.