Reality Bites (1994): the Documentary

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The clip the documentary from Reality Bites (1994) with Ethan Hawke, Steve Zahn

Should I get married? Shou...
The clip the documentary from Reality Bites (1994) with Ethan Hawke, Steve Zahn

Should I get married? Should I be good?
Should I astound the girl next door
with my velvet suit and my Faustus hood?
And not take her to movies but to cemeteries
and tell her of werewolf tongues and forked clarinets?
What "Hey, That's My Bike"...
would like to do eventually. as a band...
is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.
Or Richard Simmons.
You know how, in his commercials...
how he travels around, surprises people jogging.
As you can see, I have the occasional run-in...
with an anti- "Hey, That's My Biker. "
And to those people, I say nobody...
Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
The next time you make microwave brownies...
I'd really consider using a microwave.
It's just a thought.
You know, I finally figured out...
what your problem is, Dyer.
What's that? I'm not a Pepper?
You suffer from the philosopher groupie syndrome.
You're this guy with, like, a 180 I.Q...
ten units away from a degree in philosophy...
and you always fall for these dumb groupie types.
Now... they are not all dumb.
Most of them are just very, very depressed.
Do you find me attractive, sitting here, eating brownies?
You do. You're strangely attracted to me right now.
You're oddly, oddly attracted to me.
It turns you on, doesn't it? You like to watch, don't you?
Come on. Come on! Aah!
Here. Ha ha ha!
Don't! Come on. It's not funny. Give it back.
Give what back?
Give it back!
Give what back? Give the brownies back?
Brownies, brownies.
Oh, I love brownies. My name's Lelaina.
Hey, don't! Hey, watch the camera.
Don't throw it at me. That's not nice.
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