The clip the rules from Bruce Almighty (2003) with Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman
Yeah. You left in such a rush, I didn't get a chance to explain.
Two extra fingers freaked me out a little bit.
I just figured I'd get your attention.
I did the same thing to Gandhi; he didn't eat for three weeks.
Anyway, here's the deal.
You have all my powers. Use them any way you choose.
There are only two rules. You can't tell anybody you're God.
Believe me, you don't want that kind of attention.
And you can't mess with free will.
Uh-huh. Can I ask why?
Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!
This is amazing. Speaking of amazing... Excuse me.
Holy sh... cow.
Since you're through with these, I think I'll keep 'em.
Might come in handy someday.
See you around, kid.
Where you going?
I'm taking a vacation.
God doesn't take vacations, does he? Do... ye?
Did you ever hear of the Dark Ages? Besides, I'm covered.
You can clear everything up in five minutes if you want to, right?