Bruce Almighty (2003): Niagra Falls Report

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Uploaded on October 27, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Niagra Falls report from Bruce Almighty (2003) with Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall

Bruce? Talk, Bruce. Hello?
Talk, honey. Talk.
What's going on?
We got a Walt Disney.
He's frozen solid.
We may not have audio. Check.
We may be having a bit of technical difficulty.
Feed's good, Jack.
Move. Come on. Come on. Come on. Talk, Bruce, damn it!
All right. Get ready to pull the plug.
Come on, baby. Say something.
Say something.
Bruce, talk.
Hi, Susan.
Oh, thank you, God.
Bruce Nolan here aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls.
First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber...
Pardon me. Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with talent can do...
when great opportunities are given to them instead of me.
Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mom.
Tell me. Why did you throw the blue Heart of the Ocean jewel over the railing of the Titanic?
Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe, floating on the door?
Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big, fat ass off?
Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it?
Some people are drenched, freezing to death on a stupid boat...
with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory.
Oh, well. No big deal.
Oh, boy.
Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist.
Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. That's all right.
No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.
Come on. What are you doing?
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me.
Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job? Hey, man. I don't want problems.

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