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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip date with brad from The Invention of Lying (2009) with Rob Lowe

-I thought we'd celebrate tonight. -Hmm.
Today I was handed a very impressive promotion.
Not only am I the head writer of the coveted first century,
but today I was handed the reins to the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries.
-Oh, that is exciting. -It's very, very exciting.
No other writer's ever had that many centuries,
let alone four of the most popular ones.
Mark's never had more than one century.
Mark also has the man in the sky
telling him stories no one's ever heard before.
Yes, but does he look like this?
Does he have my genetics? My confidence? My charisma?
-No.
No.
I'm gonna send that bottle back.
Not because it's turned, but because I want to appear discerning and powerful.
Yes, sir.
Also, I think we're ready to order.
She will have the small Caesar salad because I don't want her to get fat.
And I will have the filet, rare, because it's expensive,
it tastes good, and I'm important.
Excellent.
I understand why you want me to have the small Caesar salad, but I am very hungry.
-Maybe we could add some chicken.
No, no, no, no, no.
We both know that one day you're going to lose your looks.
You know, get old, wrinkly, ugly.
Why throw a weight problem on top of it with delicious, fatty chicken?
Of course not.
Oh, I'm sorry. That must be my mom calling to check on our date.
She's very controlling and impatient.
Let me talk to her.
Okay.
Anna's mom, you're on with Brad Kessler.
-Yes, your daughter looks beautiful. -Ah!
No, she hasn't blown it by boring me.
Okay, you're annoying me now.
Your voice is shrill. Goodbye.
Sorry.