Uploaded on November 18, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip first date part I from The Invention of Lying (2009)

-This is not as nice as I remember it. -What are we gonna talk about?
Hi. I'm threatened by you.
Mark Bellison. Table for two.
Of course. Come with me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
-Plastic. -I'm very embarrassed I work here.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Hello. -And you're very pretty.
That only makes this worse.
Can I get you two started on some drinks?
Yes. -I'll have a Budweiser, please.
I'll have a mango margarita,
and I'll probably have three more drinks by the end of the night.
-Your sister? -No.
-Daughter? -No.
She's way out of your league.
Thank you.
Shall I ask you some questions about yourself?
Yes.
How do you spend your days?
I get up at 8:00 in the morning
because the noise from my alarm clock interrupts my sleep.
And I lean over and just turn it off.
Turn it off. That's more specific than I thought.
-Oh. What did you want to know? -Just...
-Well, do you have a job? -I have a job in an office.
-What do you do? -I'm an executive.
-Do you enjoy that? -No.
-Oh! -But I enjoy the end result of the job,
which is money.
And also the hours are pretty good for the amount of money I make,
which I spend on things I like, such as clothes and hiking and drinking,
even though I know it's bad for me.
But I'd rather just get all the money and not have to work for the results.
Oh, sure.
Tell me something about you, though.
You already know a lot about me.
You know I'm good-looking because, well, here I am.
And you know that I'm successful
because you've seen my apartment and the clothes that I'm wearing.
And you know I'm happy because I'm smiling.
-Are you always happy? -Usually.
Some days I stay in bed, eating and crying.

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