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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip meeting the family Part 2 from Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)

No, I'm just six months.
But I bet y'all be loading up soon, huh?
Oh, God, no! Nothing's wrecking this figure.
Hmm.
At least not right now. Jamaal, say hello.
Are you really the sheriff?
Mmm-hmm.
"To serve and protect. " And occasionally whoop ass.
Meet your cousins. Junior! Callie!
Oh, damn! What are they on?
All steroids and no carbs?
Them some thick-ass kids!
No, I'm serious. Mama, them is thick-ass. No, I'm serious.
Like, they be 12. Them some thick-ass...
Respect...
This here's your cousin Jamaal.
Get him a bat, and get him some batting practice.
And, Callie, go easy on him.
You got it, Daddy.
Come on, son. You and Granddad'll take them on together.
You play baseball, don't you?
All right, I guess.
Well, Blanca, you want to come in the house and freshen up?
And, Roscoe, you get the bags and just take them up to your room.
Okay.
And, baby,
please find some clothes that fit. You got all your business in the street.
Oh, God. It's good to see you, man.
Little help with the bags, O?
Man, I ain't no bellhop. Plus, I ain't had my steroids today.
Got you!
Southern hospitality! Yeah, right.
And next time you grabbing on people,
wear some deodorant, you little fake-ass Conan!
Oh, shit! Mama! Mama!
Come here, boy! I'm an all-State linebacker! Look at that speed!
Mama! I said leave me alone, O! Leave me alone!