Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008): Clyde and Roscoe Rivalry History

The clip Clyde and Roscoe rivalry history from Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)

Yes, indeed, that's gonna be good! Stir that up for me, Bilante.
Now, in episode 11, did you have to pull your titties out?
I had to have that chocolate cake.
But you threw it up. On purpose.
Whether on Survivor or in life, I believe in winning at all costs.
That's why RJ and I are perfectly matched.
Girl, you tripping.
You better mind out, Betty.
Come on now, Mama.
Roscoe and winning don't even go in the same sentence.
Only Clyde gets that distinction.
Who's Clyde?
Oh.
I'm glad you asked.
Clyde is our cousin. He came to live with us once his folks went on to glory.
They became famous and left their child behind?
Bitch, are you crazy?
They was in a car accident. They dead. Goddamn!
Anyway, now Roscoe and Clyde was fierce rivals, though "rival"
is not quite accurate, 'cause Clyde used to whoop Roscoe's tail in everything.
I don't know about "everything," now, Betty.
Everything, Mama!
Basketball.
Game!
Checkers.
King me.
Chess.
Checkmate.
Arm wrestling.
Oops.
That was me.
You're telling me RJ never won?
Never.
That is, of course, until the obstacle course in 1985.
Obstacle course?
Yep. It's a Jenkins family tradition.
Have fun, now!
Yeah!
Clyde, Roscoe, we got our eyes on you!
Clyde and Roscoe made a bet
that the winner would get to ask Lucinda Allen to the Spring Formal.
And who is Lucinda Allen?
Only the most popular Southern belle to ever come out of these parts.
The Spring Formal Queen that year.
So what happened?
Girl, your man took off like a house on fire!

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