The clip John Kisses Ariel from Grumpy Old Men (1993)
I'll have you mated in three moves.
Shouldn't we get to know each other a little better first?
You have a wonderful smile. You should wear it more often.
I bring it out on special occasions.
Tell me who's this?
That's my dad. That's Pop.
This handsome guy, you know him, right?
My daughter Melanie and her mother, and Melanie and her husband, Mike.
Who are these people here?
Ah, that little girl is Alexandra, my granddaughter.
And my son, Brian.
He's so handsome.
Lost him in Vietnam.
I'm so sorry.
It's all right. It's okay.
These little guys.
That's me and the moron.
Of course it's Max. He's ugly isn't he?
You mean you were friends?
I was 10, and didn't know any better.
What makes two men spend most of their lives fighting?
No, it wasn't romantic at all.
What did I know? I was just a kid.
Which I am not anymore.
I think it's kind of late.
It's time for bed.
God, you are dumb, dumb, dumb.