Along Came Polly (2004): Reuben Explains Himself

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The clip reuben explains himself from Along Came Polly (2004) with Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston

Hey. Hi!
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The clip reuben explains himself from Along Came Polly (2004) with Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston

Hey. Hi!
I think I might take off. Really?
Yeah.
Are you having a bad time? No, no, no!
I'm just not into this whole dirty dancing thing.
What do you mean, dirty dancing?
I saw that movie. I know that's what you and that, uh, Spaniard were doing.
Whoa. Wait a minute. First of all, he's Cuban,
and that wasn't dirty dancing, that was just salsa.
Okay, it's just I'm just really, truthfully not the kind of guy...
that's ever gonna be into these kind of clubs or any...
Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me, what kind of guy are ya?
What kind of guy am I? What do you mean?
Well, up until now, you haven't exactly been the portrait of honesty, so just come clean, okay?
Just tell me who you are.
I hate spicy food. I knew it!
Yeah, I don't like it at all. I have a mild case of I.B.S. And... What is that?
Irritable bowel syndrome.
What? Irritable bowel syndrome.
Oh, God. That's terrible.
Um, what else? Look, the thing is,
I assess risk for a living, so I know that I have a. 013% chance...
of being hit by a car on my way home,
or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate.
Really? So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger...
and having a plan and knowing what my next move is,
and I guess you don't exactly live your life that way.
No, I do it... I do it a little differently. Yeah, which is great.
But I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer,
and I don't eat food with my hands,
and I really like you, but I just don't think this is gonna work out.
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