Along Came Polly (2004): Lisa Cheats on Reuben

The clip lisa cheats on reuben from Along Came Polly (2004) with Ben Stiller, Debra Messing

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist
Lisa! Claude! Sojam by my side
Guys? Hello! We're jammin'
Lisa?
Knock, knock!
Oh, my God.
Ooh la la! Ooh la la!
Oh, my God!
Holy shit, Leuban! This is not what it look like.
You're staying on the island with Claude?
I'm a little confused right now, Reuben.
I think I need a little time just to figure things out.
What did you do to her? Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something?
I did nothing, Leuban. My name is not "Leuban"! It is "Reuben"!
Look, we had a scuba, we talk about life, we drink some white wine.
We cannot help it. It is like love at first sight.
She make like the fire in my trouser.
Ohh!
What he's trying to say, Reuben, is that we didn't plan it.
Reuben, it just... it happened.
It's like the story of the hippo.
I'm not familiar with that story.
The hippopotamus, he is not born going, "Cool bean, I am a hippo. " No way, Jose.
So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the zebra, but he fool no one.
And then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard,
but everyone know he is a hippo.
So at certain point, he look himself in the mirror, and he just say,
"Hey, I am a hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it. "
And as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy.
Happy as a hippo.
You understand?
I'm gonna kill you!
Reuben! No, Reuben!
Leuban, this is not the way!

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