Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): Strategically Placed Objects

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The clip Strategically placed objects from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Hello, Vanes...
The clip Strategically placed objects from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Hello, Vanessa.
And? How's Austin?
He's asleep.
You didn't.
Oh, God! No! No, I made him sleep on the sofa.
Vanessa, I'm proud of you.
Why?
Because you've managed to resist Austin Powers' charms!
What? God knows he tried, mommy.
I actually had to be rather firm with him.
You didn't tell me he is so obsessed with sex!
It's really bizarre.
You can't judge him by modern standards.
What about his teeth?
Darling, you have to understand, in Britain in the sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth.
It didn't matter.
I don't get that, mommy.
Once Austin has you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.
Did you ever?
Me? No, of course not.
I was married to your father.
You didn't ever want to, did you?
Austin is very charming very debonair.
He's handsome, witty has a knowledge of fine wines.
He's sophisticated.
A world renown photographer.
Women want him, and men want to be him.
Every bit an international man of mystery.
Yeah, but you didn't answer my question, mummy.
I know.
Let me just say this...
Austin was the most loyal and caring friend I ever had.
I will always love him.
Uh! Ah.
Do you want to speak to him?
No. It's been too long.
Okay, well, now, I'm going to have to go, mummy, but I love you.
Ciao, darling.
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