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The clip Vanessa rejects Austin from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) with Mike Myers, Rob Lowe

Can I er...
Can I show you something?
~If you're feeling sad and lonely~
~There's a service I can render~
~Tell the one who loves you, only~
~I can be so warm and tender~
~I can be so warm and tender~ -I won't bite...
~Call me.~ -I won't bite...
~Call me.~
~Don't be afraid, you can~ -hard.
~Don't be afraid, you can~
~Call me.~
~Maybe it's late, but just~
~Call me.~
~Call me.~ -All right.
~Tell me and I'll be around.~
~Tell me and I'll be around.~ -Let me ask you a question, and be honest.
Do I make you horny?
Randy?
Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah! Do I?
God!
-I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.
"We're experiencing a bit of turbulence!" -I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.
"We're experiencing a bit of turbulence!"
"We're experiencing a bit of turbulence!" -Oh, turbulence!
"We would like to ask you to fasten" -Oh, turbulence!
"We would like to ask you to fasten" -Oh, look at that! Oh, turbulence!
"your seat-belts. Seat-belts fasten." -Oh, look at that! Oh, turbulence!
Oh, I've gone over!
Oh, I fell over again!
Mister Powers!
I will never have sex with you, ever!
If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth and the future of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation...
I still would not have sex with you.
What's your point, Vanessa?
~...me. Don't be afraid. You can call me.~
~Maybe it's late but just call me.~
~tell me and I'll be around.~
Yeah!
Remember when we froze your semen?

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