Baby Mama (2008): Common-law Divorce

The clip common-law divorce from Baby Mama (2008) with Amy Poehler, Dax Shepard

Hi, Carl.
What's up, hot stuff?
What are you doing here? I told you to stay away from me.
You think you're getting this payday without me?
No way. I want my half, okay?
And I've got insurance, the actual pee-stick.
I don't even know if that's real. You probably peed on it.
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. But I'll tell you this.
It's gonna raise a lot of questions when Kate takes this down to the lab, and they start doing DNA tests with CSI stuff, and molecules and proteins and the hair follicles, and they're gonna connect the dots.
And then you're gonna be busted.
Carl, I don't wanna do any of this anymore.
I want a common-law divorce.
You wanna give me back the ring that I made for you in metal shop?
Yeah, I do.
Okay, you know what? I'll tell you when this relationship's over, because there's a lot of girls there sitting on the bench that wanna come into this game, all right?
So I am canceling this relationship, okay?
Please come back to me, Angie. Oh, my God!
Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on, please!
I wanna say goodbye to you proper, okay? We owe that to one another.
Can we please have a quickie in the car?
What? What's wrong with you?
You know what? I'm not gonna be here for you when Kate kicks you out.
So deal with that.
My girl rocks? My girl does not rock, okay?
My girl is a divorc?e.
So I hope you got Kleenex,
'cause you just said goodbye to the coolest thing that ever happened to you.
I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged.

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