Baby Mama (2008): It's Just Business

The clip it's just business from Baby Mama (2008) with Dax Shepard, Amy Poehler

So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl?
I want you to come home. Baby, I miss you.
I haven't had sex in two weeks.
I've been gone a month.
Whatever.
Carl, after spending time with Kate,
I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going, and I feel like that direction does not include you. Carl!
You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news.
She's using you to have a baby.
You think you guys would be friends in real life?
She's a business lady. It's just business.
You don't even know her, Carl.
All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal.
Who's the one who said you should go into the baby-making business in the first place? Me.
When the pee-stick said no, who's the one who figured out how to keep things going?
Me.
You should... Here you go.
You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl.
Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant like you were supposed to.
You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady. Real dumb.
We were supposed to forge the test, send her the ultrasound picture in the mail, and then cash the checks. One, two, three.
The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way.
'Cause it was a squirrel. That's all I could find on the Internet.
Look, Katie's gonna notice. You're not getting bigger.
When you go to the doctor's office, and you take the test, she's gonna know.
Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off.

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