Being John Malkovich (1999): Flirting At The Office

The clip Flirting At The Office from Being John Malkovich (1999) with John Cusack, Catherine Keener

I was thinking about what you said the other day about the orientation film being bullshit.
Yes?
I think maybe you're on to something.
And 50 other lines to get in a girl's pants.
No, no!
No, I was just talking about the film.
Here's the thing.
If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.
I wasn't. I was talking about the film.
What magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet.
Maybe you could alphabetize me.
And don't forget "l" comes before "U."
Floris, I think you're very nice but the truth is that I'm in love with someone else.
I'm afraid I have no idea what you're saying to me.
You bastard.
What?
Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz.
No.
If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.
I wasn't toying with her, sir. I wouldn't...
Pardon me. How old are you, sir?
105.
Carrot juice, and lots of it.
I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange.
And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girly-girl, every 15 minutes.
But nobody wants to die.
To be a young man again.
Maybe then Floris would care for me.
The elderly have so much to offer. They're our link with history.
I don't wanna be your goddamn link, damn ya.
I want to feel Floris's naked thighs next to mine.

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