Uploaded on November 12, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Late for Mr Hand from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Ray Walston, Jennifer Jason Leigh

Aloha.
My name is Mr. Hand.
I have but one question for you.
Can you attend my class?
It is for your own good. And if you can't make it, I can make you.
We have a 20-question quiz every Friday.
Your grade is the average of all your quizzes,
plus the midterm and final which counts for one-third.
Got it?
Also...
There will be no eating. E-A-T-I-N-G.
No eating in this class!
You get used to doing your own business on your own time.
That's one demand I make.
Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house...
and discuss U.S. History on your time, understand?
Yes, sir.
This guy's been stoned since the third grade.
Yes?
Yeah, I'm registered in this class.
What class?
This is U.S. History.
I see the globe right there.
Really?
Hey. May I come in?
Oh, please!
I get so lonely when I hear that third attendance bell ring...
and all my kids are not here.
Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this new schedule's totally confusing.
I know that dude!
Mr. Spicoli.
That's the name they gave me.
You're ripping my card!
Yes.
Hey, bud, what's your problem?
No problem at all.

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