Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008): Arguing with Boss at Coffee Shop Part 2

The clip arguing with boss at coffee shop Part 2 from Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) with Seth Rogen, Craig Robinson

Why is he so fucking high-strung?
"Fuck off, I tell you. Very good."
Can you believe that Gandhi motherfucker, telling me I gotta work on Black Friday?
Ain't that some shit?
Yeah.
Like I don't wanna do shopping.
Biggest sales day of the year. I'm getting a flat-screen TV, believe that.
That's my fault, I should tell you. I asked for Friday morning off, I'm sorry.
For what?
I actually need a lot of recovery time.
Tonight is me and Miri's ten-year high school reunion.
I'm just gonna get fucking alcohol poisoning.
Reunion? Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
Isn't that fucked up that they do that?
They say it's the best chance to get everyone together.
People come back in town for the holidays.
But they could have it in the middle of the summer
at a blowjob contest that I was judging, and it would still be retarded.
So why you going, then?
Miri's making me go.
Why you always bending over backwards for that girl,
knowing she ain't giving up no ass?
We got a good thing going.
She pays half the rent, does dishes, she wakes me up in the morning.
Why complicate that with sex?
Besides, man, I've known her since the first grade.
You don't fuck someone you met in the first grade.
Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten.
We got married senior year,
and she has been the queen of my world ever since.
What if you could do it all over again?
I'd jerk off and live by myself.
That woman is the bane of my existence.
See?
Excuse me, can I get a coffee, black?
Can't you see we talking, white?

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