Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008): Talking About Porn Version of Star Wars

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Star Whores.
Yeah. It's funny, right?
See, we figured this opens us up to an even bigger sales market
beyond the people we went to school with.
People who like comics and sci-fi.
Comics? Like "Ziggy"?
"Ziggy"? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.
Fuck you. "Ziggy" is a comic, right next to "Family Circus."
No, like Spider-Man and shit, you know?
There's always a shitload of Star Wars nerds at those comic-book shows.
So we sell them a Princess Leia they can really fucking jerk off to.
That'd be me, Princess Lay-Her.
Who am I playing?
You, my friend, are the lead role of Lubed Guy-Baller.
Man, he's gonna be balling dudes?
I thought you said this was boys on girls.
If I have to fuck a guy, okay, but I'd rather fuck a girl.
What's wrong with you, boy?
We'll change the name to Sky-Baller.
Sky-Baller.
I will be Hung So-low.
Delaney, my friend, you are On-Ur-Knees Bend-Over.
Man, I can't be in no porno. My wife will kill me.
Hump me, On-Ur-Knees Bend-Over. You're my only hump.
On the other hand, fuck my wife.
Unfortunately, On-Ur-Knees Bend-Over does not have any sex in the movie
but the droids do, I-CUP and R2-T-Bag.
I robot.
And Stacey over here is gonna play Darth Vibrator.
I'm the bad guy?
She's not a guy, Zack.
I know that because I'm not a fucking idiot.
In our movie, Darth Vibrator is a bad girl
who wants to fuck the galaxy,
literally, and it's up to Lubed and Hung to stop her with their cocks.
You and me get to have sex, then?
Yeah.
Cool.
I know. Isn't that awesome?
Hold up, hold up. So who's all having sex with who in this movie?
As of last night, I was having sex with Zack.
What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star Wars.
Guys, this isn't a literal adaptation here.
It's more of an erotic re-imagining.
Kind of like The Wiz or like a parody. With lots of anal.
Cool.

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