Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008): Arguing with Boss at Coffee Shop

The clip arguing with boss at coffee shop from Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) with Edward Janda, Gerry Bednob

Mr. Delaney, can you work for me tomorrow?
Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
Then you must come in the next day, I tell you.
It's Black Friday.
Black Friday?
It's the biggest mall-shopping day of the year.
And since the mall is just up the street, I would like you to come out and work.
On Black Friday.
Oh, yeah.
All right, you want me to work on Moolie Monday too?
I'm sorry?
How about Nigga Tuesday?
Nigga Tuesday? This a new holiday?
You come to a brother and tell him
he gotta work on Black Friday. You got any idea how racist that sounds?
Telling me to work. What, you think you own me?
I never said this, I tell you.
But you thought it, didn't you?
You thought,
"I'm gonna lay down the law for this nigga, I put food on his table,
clothes on his nigga baby backs, and he ain't gonna say shit."
This ain't Amistad.
You shut up.
You goddamn right this ain't Amistad. I can't wait till the post office
settles my disability suit because then I'm gonna be out this motherfucker.
I'm gonna be Oprah rich. Y'all can kiss my ass.
You know what? Fuck you. Fuck you, and suck cock.
To hell with you.
To hell with you.
Zachary will work. Zack, my boy.
Yeah.
The customer with the harelip--
Oh, yeah.
--speak me, say you were playing baseball here the other night.
Wiffle ball. And, uh, no, that wasn't me.
Maybe the harelip makes it sound like "baseball."
Yeah, maybe you hear with an accent.
Fuck you, okay?
Okay.
One day, I'm gonna put a camera over there, and then I can tell--
I'll know everything you do when I'm gone.
Everything. Scratch your balls, take a shit, everything, I tell you, okay?
Okay. Fucker.
I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherfuckers, I tell you.

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