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The clip how to make a home porno from Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Hello. Welcome to Nigga Rich Productions,
home of Zack and Miri Make Your Porno,
the production house for the couple
looking to put a little spice in their sex life.
Shall we take a look around?
Fuck me so hard. Oh, God.
First, you'll meet for a consultation with one of our romance-ologists,
who'll coach you through that initial awkward stage
before you're camera-ready.
So we will start off with some erotic massage and some--
Dude. Some light petting.
That sounds good.
Are you guys sure you don't wanna do some, uh, butt-sack work too?
Uh, let's move on, shall we?
Why?
From their break-out hit, Swallow My Cockuccino,
to the multi-million selling Swallow My Cockuccino II
and the award-winning Star Whores saga,
including Revenge of the Shit: The All-Anal Final Chapter,
Zack and Miri have proven time and again
that they know how to shoot hot sex.
As an actor, I've sometimes brought my work home with me inappropriately.
When you're telling your real-life lover in the bedroom,
to, you know, bend over while you cake your hand in K-Y,
it is a sign that the romance is dead, I think.
Then we turned to the professionals at Zack and Miri Make Your Porno.
Oh, my God, they totally saved our civil union.
They filmed what was inside of us
and not what was coming out of us necessarily.
It helped me see his asshole
as not just a come dumpster,
but a sign of his beauty, his flower.
It became a, uh, gorgeous orchid.
Orchids grow in sort of the filthiest conditions.
That's what his asshole became to me. This beautiful flower amidst shit.
Honey, they get the metaphor.
I don't think they do.
Let's just say, thank you to Zack and Miri.

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