How High (2001): Welcome Speech

The clip welcome speech from How High (2001) with Method Man, Obba Babatundé

From Korea, from Rome...
Istanbul.
Students enter Harvard with a variety of goals.
Excuse me. Are we in the right place?
-Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
You? You?
Uh, as I was saying,
Harvard isn't for everyone.
Oh, shit. We got a black man for a teacher.
That's what I'm talkin'?bout. What's up, bro? Hallo. We straight, dog.
We straight.
As I was saying--
What's wrong with this ass?
He probably been locked up more times than me and your ass put together.
Get?im! No green Jimmy the Cricket suit-wearin' ass motherfucker.
Get?im! No short Colin Powell haircut, havin'-ass motherfucker.
Get?im! Little Angela Davis moustache...
wearin?-ass motherfucker! Get?im!
You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut, fade-havin?-around-the-side wearin? motherfucker!
You little Sammy Davis Award Junior afro-haircut- havin?-ass motherfucker!
Get?i m! You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny double-statin'--
Get?im! You little dog-with-a-haircut--
Gentlemen!
If you don't mind, I'd like you to sit down. I would like to continue.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Watch your toes. Watch the colon. Excuse me.
Thank you for your...
entertaining anecdotes.
We here at Harvard are rooted in tradition.
Fuck is this?
That's toilet water. -
It's a part of my pledge. Do you guys mind?
No, but do you mind talkin' that way?
'Cause your breath smell like straight ass-crack, bro.
Isn't there a hip-hop convention you two should be at or something?
Oh, shark has fangs!
Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.
We probably the only blackheads he seen since he looked in the mirror.
Can you guys just show a little respect? Jeez!
This class is fuckin' boring. I'm outta here!
Uh, excuse me.
Did I hear you say something? With all due respect, suck my dick.

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