The clip hall closet stories Part 2 from Same Time, Next Year (1978)
She peed on the carpet.
She did what? Well, not right away.
First, she started to laugh.
Her face was all screwed up. She was holding her sides.
Tears were streaming down her cheeks. And then she peed all over the carpet.
What did you say?
I said, "You'll have to excuse my wife.
Ever since her last pregnancy, she's had a problem. "
Then I offered to have the rug cleaned.
Did that help?
No. They said they had a maid, and it wouldn't be necessary.
You think this is funny? Listen.
I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time.
I just love Helen.