Same Time, Next Year (1978): Two Stories About Wife

The clip two stories about wife from Same Time, Next Year (1978)

Uh
Uh, Doris, it's only natural...
that we should be curious about each other's husband and wife,
but-but rather than dwelling on it and letting it spoil everything,
why
why don't we- why don't we do this?
I'll tell you two stories about my wife-
one showing the worst side of her, the other showing the best side of her.
You do the same thing about your husband, and then let's Forget it.
Okay. I'll go First.
I'll start with the worst side. Okay.
Phyllis knows about us. Oh, you said that before. How could she know?
She's got this thing in her head! Like a plate?
A plate? Oh, my uncle has one of those.
He was wounded in the war,
and they put this steel plate in his head.
Now he says he can always tell when it's going to rain.
I'm in big trouble, Doris. Why?
Because I find everything you say absolutely fascinating.
Come on tell me about your wife's steel plate.
No, no, it's not a plate. It's more like a bell. A bell.
I could be a million miles away. If I look at another woman, it goes off like an alarm.
Oh, I see.
I just know that last night at exactly 1:22 a. m., she sat bolt upright in bed...
with her head going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
How do you know it was 1:22?
Because I have peripheral vision, and I noticed my watch said 4:47.
Oh.
Well, okay, now, tell me, um, something nice about her.

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