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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip setting up date from New York, I Love You (2009)

In New York City,
there are currently 759 drugstores
and over 1,600 registered pharmacists.
On the day of my senior prom,
one of them would change my life.
Shit bums. They lose 2 to 1 again. One run.
They couldn't hit a ball with an oar. Listen, this is on the house.
I heard about what happened with you and that girl you were dating.
Oh. I'm really sorry.
And on prom night.
Like there's gonna be other proms.
Well, there's not gonna be another prom.
Not now, not ever.
She's a whore, all right? Crushing a young man's dreams.
She's a snake fucking devil whore is what she is.
She's got no right. It's-
It's really-- It's all right.
I mean, we only went out a couple months, and I'm okay with it.
Here's the thing. I'm gonna help you.
Come here for a second.
I got something to show you.
That's my daughter. She'll go to the prom with you tonight.
It's the right thing to do.
And that's not chopped liver, right?
Nuh-uh.
I was 17, and I'd only been to second base,
but I felt like tonight could be my lucky night.