The clip the crazy italian doctor Part 2 from Smokey and the Bandit II (1980) with Jerry Reed, Burt Reynolds
Doctor, it's very nice of you to take time out of your busy lunch.
Listen, when somebody's sick, you gotta stop eating.
That's the Hypocritical Oath.
Doc, there's something we haven't told you about this patient.
She's not the normal-size patient. She's...
Big? Big don't make no difference. I got one customer, Anna Maria Teresa.
We call her Two-Tonne Tessie. She's built like a brick-
Remember the Hypocritic Oath.
The Hypocritic Oath!
She's a sweet elephant. Come on. Very sweet.
Mamma mia! When you say big, you no fool around.
She's bigger than Two-Tonne Tessie. I tell the truth.
I was gonna take her temperature, but I need this.
She's so nice. What a beauty!
Then you can help her? No.
I told the truth. I'm no elephant doctor.
I am the leading gynaecologist in Pompeii.
She got teeth.
give her 800 aspirin and call me in the morning.
Doctor, can't you do something to help her?
No, I really can't. I wish I could, but I'm working.
I'm in that ambulance!