Uploaded on November 16, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Sheriff Justice tough time with his son wedding from Smokey and the Bandit II (1980) with Jackie Gleason

Daddy, come on. You're gonna be late for my wedding.
Sumbitch.
Good morning, Sheriff. Good morning, nice lady.
You must be mighty proud of that wonderful son you got.
Let me tell you something.
Junior's nothing but a big mound of tick turd.
Imagine. Trying to marry that floozy for a second time.
You know, if Junior is able to get up in the morning...
tie his shoelaces and take a pee...
I'm not proud. I'm amazed.
I declare.
I didn't realize this floozy was the same one as the last one.
But I do remember all that trouble, that poor child being abducted...
and taken off by that handsome devil, Bandit.
Sheriff, is that your radio acting up?
No, that ain't my radio. It's my hemo-gauge that's beeping.
This hemo-gauge and that exercise...
was invented in a monastery by a couple of Tibetan monks.
They live in Newark now.
And just lucky enough, I saw the advertisement in Screw magazine.
So I sent away for it. Cost me $19.95.
That's just wonderful, Sheriff. I guess that makes it easier for you...
to deal with that business about your daughter-in-law to be...
running off with that gorgeous, handsome Bandit.
Daddy?
Come on. You're gonna be late.

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