For Richer or Poorer (1997): Brad and Caroline Argue

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The clip brad and caroline argue from For Richer or Poorer (1997) with Kirstie Alley, Tim Allen

After tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again.
Just pretend they're a mirror.
You're so funny, honey.
I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a moron.
That way they'll feel sorry for me, then they'll forgive me.
Well, this moron built you this fabulous life.
Oh, that again. Oh, I forgot. That's right, honey.
You did everything and I did nothing.
Well, I have developed 16 commercial properties in the last five years,
including Euro-Alcatraz.
Hm. I'm sorry. Did you say "Euro-Alcatraz"?
Vacation in the Big House.
Say, did you hear that?
The sound of an entire continent laughing at you.
Ouch. Caroline, refresh my memory, will you, please?
What exactly have you done in the past five years?
Wait a minute. I know.
You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch.
You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen.
You've done liposuction.
You poor, deluded little monkey.
Who do you think brought you to these people, huh?
Without me, Brad, you would be nothing.
I beg your pardon,
but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you.
Oh, really.
So you consider leasing parking spaces a real estate career?
Well, here's a newsflash. I took you from K-Mart to Tiffany's.
I invented you.
Then I guess you have no one else to blame but yourself.
I guess not.
Good night.
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