The clip catching pete red-handed Part 2 from Knocked Up (2007) with Katherine Heigl, Leslie Mann
Yeah, Come on. Let's go.
Suck it! Did you hear that?
I didn't hear anything.
Too bad I got him three rounds ago. You're still on the clock.
You gotta do something.
We need a name.
You just took my whole outfield.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
It's our fantasy baseball draft.
We said no wives.
Your fantasy what?
It's our draft for fantasy baseball.
I told you all about this.
Hey, Pete, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
Come on, who's going?
Prince, you're on the clock.
I should have told you.
What else have you been lying about?
That guy said,
'Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.'
Yeah, I heard him.
That was hilarious.
It's just that I know you've been mad 'cause I've been working so much, and I didn't want to upset you.
I wouldn't be mad. I don't get mad.
It's a fantasy baseball draft. I'm not cheating or anything.
No, this is worse.
How is this worse?
The clip blaming-the-teachers-part-2 from Lean on Me (1989) with Beverly Todd, Michael P. Moran. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. The failure is yours. That's right, yours. How many hours do you spend preparing your lesson plans? How often do you stay after school to give those children- the ones you know need it- the extra help that they require? Keep your hands up. Now you're getting a hint of the hopelessness and shame that makes those failing students throw up their hands at the thought of facing a world for which you have not prepared them. You're getting an inkling of the despair they feel when left to the mercy of the streets. Keep your hands up high. Look around at yourselves. Turn and look at yourselves! Because you are failing to educate them, this is the posture our students will wind up in, only they'll be staring down the barrel of a gun!
The clip imitating-mr-clark from Lean on Me (1989) with Jermaine Hopkins, Morgan Freeman. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. all right, you guys, forget it. All right, i got one. Who's this? People, move to the right of the halls. Move expeditiously. Francesca, come over here. How are you? Fine, mr. Clark. How's your sister? She broke her leg. That's good. You have any problem, come to my office. Here's the key. Ooh, that ain't the key. Sams, sams. Where's sams? Anybody see sams? Pull your pants up, son. Clarence, come here. Get your hormones under control, boy. Let me feel your butt. Joe: Clarence. What do you think you're doing? I was just... i was just, um... francesca, come here. What is he doing? Can he do me? Does he have the juice? No way, mr. Clark. Clarence, report to my office. Mr. Clark, i was just fooling around. Got you. How do you learn the alphabet ? be on time come on, sams! You can do it. ...he's on time j-o-e c-l-a... don't give up! Fall in together, going "how do you like the weather?" Going "how do you learn the alphabet?" Be on time school bell ring at a quarter to 9:00 that's it, sams! Stay with it, boy! ...be on time "how do you learn the alphabet?" be on time how do you spell eastside , eastside high? How do you spell joe clark? He's on time j-o-e c-l... holy cow! I'm out of here. Clark can't even get them past that test.