The clip guy talk from Knocked Up (2007) with Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd
I totally know what you're talking about, man.
Like, if I wrote out the list of shit Allison doesn't let me do, like, it would be endless. 'Don't smoke pot. Don't have samurai swords in your room.
'Don't have illegal grow operations in the house.'
I mean, like, I could go on all fucking day.
Have I told her to stop doing anything ever? No.
Marriage is like that show, Everybody Loves Raymond, but it's not funny.
All the problems are the same, but it's...
You know, instead of all the funny, pithy dialog, everybody's just really pissed off and tense.
Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of
Everybody Loves Raymond.
But it doesn't last 22 minutes.
It lasts forever.
Let's get out of here, man. Honestly, like, let's just go.
Let's go to Vegas.
Let's do it.